Steampunkish

  B. Abrams and J.J. Abrams were identical twins. So identical in fact, that the only way to tell Brisbee from Jackson Josiah was to look into their billfolds. The latters would contain a few coins and pilot's liscense, while the formers was so full of one-hundred dollar notes that it could hardly be folded in half.  Their identities could also be determined by looking at their hands. Brisbee's left ring finger had a wedding band. JJ's did not.  Brisbee's wedding band connected with the diamond on the finger of April, making him her fourth- no, wait, fifth- husband. The weathly couple had no children; April abhored them. But they did have